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Item # 20001
      The Amazing:  
            "FECAL FOWL"
 
 
                 Long ago in China the Fecal Fowl, once a beautiful winged bird. 
Because of its love for a young 
Chinese maiden, in order to save 
her life, the Fecal Fowl took on    
the disease she had. 		 " In 4,000 BC there where no 
   cures for lower intestinal 
   disorders. "
 During the ordeal the Fecal Fowl lost its wings, and it's neck starched for a smooth flow from end to end, leaving the bird, the deformed creature you see at the top of the page. 

The Fecal Fowl continually took these disorders from the peasants until the bird became extent a few short years later.
 
In ancient China the Fecal Fowl was placed outside the entrance to a home, to ward off evil spirits that were thought to cause diarrhea, lower intestinal trauma + other colon problems. 

                               NOW THIS BlESSING CAN REST 
                                    ON YOUR HOUSEHOLD.            Currently orders are 
                                                                                                    3 - 4 months backed up: 
The Statues as shown in the first picture are limited. 
Makes a great gag gift for Christmas or Birthdays. 
Call for pricing +  Shipping  " Discount on quantity orders." 
 Contact Us                            Phone (507) 685-2218     Ask for Jim              Top of page
 Copy right Dec. 24, 1995
Item # 20002
                 Front Label >>>>                                                             $3. 50 
              BEN'S 
             MARVELOUS 
                         ALL NATURAL 
        DEHYDRATED  H2O 
                  " JUST ADD WATER" 
                     PAT# 2451 Copyright 4/10/99
                                            Back Label 
Nutrition Facts 
Serving size: 1 cup 
Serving per container: 4 
                                                                 USDA 
Calories = 0                   % Daily Value 

Total Fat  Og                                             0% 
Saturated Fat  Og                                     0% 
Total Carbohydrate  Og                          0% 
Dietary fiber Og                                       0% 

Iron                                                           0% 
( With water added ) 
                      City                                    25% 
       Country well                                   75% 
                     Lake                               71. 5%

 Ingredients 
One Part Hydrogen and two parts oxygen. 
No artificial ingredients. 

Directions: 
Add water proportional to serving size. 
Store in cool or warm, dry or wet place. 

Questions: 
Direct questions about Dehydrated H2O 
( Completely fat free ) to: 
Dr. Ben  
Call toll free ( from Morristown, MN only ) 
685-4384           A product of: 
Voegfarm - 22274 Jackson Ave. - Morristown, MN 55052 
               cdv@means.net
 Copyright April 4th, 1999
Quantities                                       1                     10                     50                  Per 100 
Label and Jar Complete                    $6.00 ea          $52.50             $250.00              $475.00  
Labels only ( Adhesive )                    $2.00 ea          $17.50               $75.00              $125.00 
                                Send check or money order to>  Dr. Ben - 22274 - Jackson Ave. - Morristown, MN 55052 
                                  For more information or quotes you can contact us by clicking the above email address.
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                                                             COMING SOON
 "Brain Sucker" Background: Brain Suckers need a working brain to serve. 
 Joke Description: 
  • Tell the victim that the Brain Sucker needs living brain cells to live.
  • Place Brain Sucker on victims forehead.
  • Let go of Brain Sucker.
  • When Brain Sucker falls off the persons forehead, you say,
  • IT  DIED !!!!
             "Brain Suckers" Come in different sizes and shapes. 
       $1.50 each + Shipping "Currently Back Ordered" One to Two Months." 

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